Done to near-death by Powerpoint !!

The last couple of weeks, I was scourged and smitten and almost done to death by the greatest serial killer ever known to professional mankind, still on the rampage and working havoc on corporate landscapes, Microsoft's Powerpoint. And readers, you should be really glad to find me, the fazed blog-writer, atleast retain a few dregs of my elements yet intact within me to pull off a random blog this afternoon despite having been at work with my disoriented teams to sift, sort and shine quite a few net-sum-zero value but high intensity *.ppts that intended to serve a glorious purpose. That is...to "suck-up" to and "boot-kiss" a few visiting movers and shakers (read as Caesars from a Biblical connotation) from across the seas. Even as I stood on my knees last week in prayer beseeching deliverance from this apparent crap, my loving Lord and the saviour of my soul, with a gentle smile and soft whisper had rather these words to comfort me with, "Son, seek not to be delivered of this thine anguish and despise it not, but endure it as thy blessed cross, for the sufferings of this present time worketh for you a far more exceeding and lasting weight of glory in thy career ahead. Therefore, tarry thou not in the matter, but make haste to give unto Caesar the things which be his as it behooves you to stand full-well approved of such men also to be counted worthy of both, their kingdom and mine !!" Those very words of cheer were sufficient to kindle me and set me into a dizzying pace of action to all-out please the visiting Caesars. And please them I did this week with panache and a flourish by the Lord's manifold graces. Lol !!

And by the way, I managed to fish out and share this stand-up comedy clip that was tucked away into some remote corner of the web to give you a flavor of what the heck I am talking about.