Friday, June 20, 2008

A picture speaks a thousand words !!


















Though one doesn't need any IQ to figure out what this picture longs to speak, I thought I would supplement it with a few simple comic "time-tested" equations to lend it more power. Lol !!

Jane x (Bright + Beautiful + Talented) = Jane's borderline personality confusion
Jane's clarity = Joe's abstration
(Jane1 + Jane2 + Jane3) x Teens = (Neighborhood + Mall + College) x Destruction
Cantankerous Jane asleep or not-at-home = Home temporarily free of commotion
Average looking Jane + Ogling passer-by Joes = Jane takes off into a fantasy illusion
Gorgeous Jane + Dirty rich joe = Joe's seduction and perdition
Jane, the charming wife + Joe, the bewitched husband = Joe's lifelong condemnation
Joe, the husband - Jane, the wife = Widower Joe = Joe's liberation
Cool teen jane x (Car or Bike + Sunglasses) = Pedestrian destruction
Average Joe riding bike + Beautiful Jane in the pillion = Bike set on rocket propulsion
Jane x (Boy-cut hair + Jeans + Cigarette + Bandanna + Beer) = Misplaced gender identification
Jane speaks of love + Joe believes = Joe's obvious damnation
Jane in one-way love + Ditching Joe = Jane's nuclear reaction
Faithful Joe + Bitching Jane = Jane joins the new-age sexual revolution

and so, in conclusion.........
Creation of Jane = God's continuing vexation
Jane x (Wise + Virtuous + Kind + Humble) = God's elusive pursuit of perfection

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